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2006-04-12 - There is no other choice. I was stuck when I met her.
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2006-02-05 - For the record, it was OUR pig. Bitches.
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2006-01-09 - How To Write In A Diary According To James
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2005-11-24 - Cut a hole in the fence for me, Lupe
2005-11-17 - It always starts the same way
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2005-10-04 - But I digress
2005-10-04 - "You have a lot of good ideas. But you never do anything with them."
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2005-09-10 - Hey Black Eyed Peas, way to be punks!
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2004-11-27 - Pass the turkey and the booze
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2004-10-13 - "If you don't like it at least the bottle's pretty" and I'm thinking "fuck, I hope I like it, cause that bottle's not pretty"
2004-10-05 - Shut the fuck up James, I don't know
2004-09-28 - pie and nostalgia
2004-09-19 - Yeah, Stephen King whips my inconsistant ass
2004-09-08 - If I were drunk, this might make sense
2004-09-04 - Confucius probably never said...
2004-08-22 - "There are no gay porn websites"
2004-07-31 - Destraction: Freudian slip for destruction?
2004-07-07 - True dat
2004-07-01 - Identify Crisis
2004-06-28 - -
2004-06-15 - Or maybe, too scared to face the truth unless sedated?
2004-06-10 - Oh come on, nobody got genuinely hurt but the aggressor
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2004-06-03 - Common Ground
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2004-05-31 - History 101
2004-05-29 - Excellent example of quantity combined with mediocrity
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2004-05-28 - This entry has virtually no value
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2004-05-27 - -
2004-05-27 - family resemblance
2004-05-27 - the lies of an addict
2004-05-27 - Mouse's Culinary Critique
2004-05-27 - drink between the paragraphs
2004-05-26 - Shut up, bitch
2004-05-26 - Way to ruin the mood
2004-05-26 - Feeling aggressive?
2004-05-26 - Cindy has a webcam
2004-05-24 - Sadomasochistic Autoeroticism
2004-05-22 - I Dreamt Of Billy Corgan
2004-05-09 - Tell us a little about yourself
2004-05-05 - A foot and a half of silt
2004-04-22 - slow reaction time
2004-03-21 - have you no decency
2004-03-17 - You pinch me and I'll cut you
2004-02-27 - My plans are proceeding nicely. Why won't my pinky work?
2004-02-27 - Martha Dodged A Big One
2004-02-26 - The small rebellions in the world
2004-02-10 - {side note}
2004-01-27 - Please forgive me
2003-10-19 - "you know what, that's really gross"
2003-07-16 - Brevity exemplified. Poorly.
2003-05-27 - You will acknowledge my musical mediocrity! Part 1
2003-05-27 - A smallish warm cup of anxiety
2003-04-17 - Gettin in touch with my roots
2003-04-15 - People all over the world, join hands...
2003-03-22 - First time for everything
2003-03-07 - My anus is bleeding. Yay!
2003-02-28 - I think I was listening to Poe
2003-02-26 - I say me, but I mean you
2003-02-26 - Boredom. The answer is boredom.
2003-02-17 - At least now I might get laid
2002-12-08 - Antsy shouldn't be used as a synonym for antsy
2003-02-14 - Dueling dicks
2003-02-10 - Can you hear this? Should I turn it ... up?
2003-02-08 - Drunk and getting drunker, nothing but the music of my choice in my ears
2003-02-08 - Gleefully Wasting Your Time and Mine Since 1980
2003-02-02 - How do you prepare for a first date?
2003-02-02 - A screwed example of past and present tense
2003-01-26 - Lateral drift
2003-01-18 - I'm a people person. Really.
2002-10-17 - Memory lane
2003-01-10 - My ears are naked
2002-12-21 - Stoned and Horny? Write It Down
2002-12-19 - The Beginning of the End for Real Time Diary Entries
2002-12-19 - Pity, party of one, your table is ready
2002-12-18 - I really should have left this blank
2002-12-14 - I've been drinking, you describe it
2002-11-24 - Boy does this entry suck
2002-11-11 - Greetings and Salutations
- An Undeliverable Letter
- What do YOU do when you're naked?
- There. Not so small NOW....
- You'd look small too, if you were as cold as I am...
- Dear god, I'm naked!
1998-12-09 - Calm down. It's not like I'm stripping...