2006-03-24 - 12:40 a.m.
I just realized that I vowed to give up smoking pot for the majority of the year in which Snakes On A Plane will be shown in theatres.
Obviously, I smoke too much pot, or I would have been able to plan far enough ahead to realize I'm going to need pot when that movie comes out.
Also, girl I work with? I think you're trying to get into my pants, and it's not that I object, but you should know you will fail miserably for as long as that dude you're (presumably) screwing thinks you're his girlfriend. YOU LIVE WITH HIS MOM FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. I'm dumb, and horny, and I drink, but I mean geez... I forgot where I was going with the dumb and horny thing.
Further, girl working at the pool hall? I think you and your co-worker were playing good cop/bad cop with me this evening with the cutting off/"I'll sneak you one, don't tell" deal. This one I'm a little less sure of than the one before it, but I STRONGLY SUSPECT dammit, and also because I'm such a fucking know-it-all I feel the need to put my suspicions down somewhere viewable so that later I may preen publicly about how infuckingcredibly observant I am.
Every word gains emphasis when you stick fucking in between syllables.
ESPECIALLY single syllable words, smartass.
