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2005-10-19 - 6:42 p.m.

Ever since I became sick with what ended up being strep throat, I've had the keenest sense of smell since childhood. At the same time, my throat started swelling** and being incredibly tender.

The sense of smell being 90%* of the sense of taste, this naturally leads us to the conclusion that at the very moment food would taste it's best, I cannot eat it. I like to think that this proves there is a god, and that god has a dickish sense of humor. This is encouraging for me.

(* Actual percentage unknown, pulled this from ass. Wash hands before eating.).

(** - Spelling corrected 1-15-06)

 

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